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The costumes can be found at most major big box store, primarily across The South and in the Central regions.  Featuring a dress from the defunct/not defunct Ivanka Trump’s eponymous line, a wig in either blonde or brunette, and enough make up for the whole family, these costumes are perfect for Halloween. As a bonus, each package...
Often made with the hashtag #cougar2020, campaign contributions to Elizabeth Warren from suburban women have quadrupled in the last week.  This boost has a direct correlation to the allegations that she has been in a months-long sexual relationship with a 24-year old, decorated former marine who is now a bodybuilder. The affair, per the allegations, began off...
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, better known as cousin fornicator and former mayor of New York City Rudy Giuliani, has hired Breaking Bad actor Bob Odenkirk as his personal attorney after receiving a Congressional subpoena in the President's impeachment inquiry. Odenkirk, an actor who plays attorney Saul Goodman on the hit series released a...
As more wonkish people were fretting over Donald Trump’s latest more, oozing the global population ever closer to nuclear conflict with his assignation of Iranian General Qasem Soleimani - there were events last week that left the rest of us shook. Harry Mountbatten-Windsor, the Duke of Sussex aka Prince Ginger Hottie and his...
LOS ANGELES: During a press conference for the notorious new film adaptation of “Cats”, members of the movie’s cast denied appearing in - as well as the existence of - the film.  “I’m sorry, what?” asked James Corden when fielding questions. Corden (who allegedly plays Bustopher Jones in the movie) then just shook his...
Fox News is said to be in negotiations with President Donald Trump to co-produce a reality show tied to his re-election campaign.  The program, tentatively titled “The Emissary”, will pit selected contributors to the Republicans party as they compete against each other in various challenges modeled after the reality show “The Apprentice”. In one proposed challenge the players will...
Millions of cards are sent during each holiday season.  However, this year some of the more popular cards are for people we can’t stand.  In such highly contentious times these cards seem to have struck a nerve. Les and Mikki Staverman rolled out a line of holiday cards for miserable people and other people the givers despise.  As...
One day after the House voted to impeach President Trump, Nancy Pelosi said she will send over the Articles of Impeachment to the Senate or maybe not. Pelosi started a brief press conference by saying, “You people didn’t think we were serious about this impeachment stuff?  Sure, we impeached Trump, but it’s not like we were really doing...
House lawmakers set forth the rules for the impeachment vote of Donald Trump on Tuesday.  As the mainstream media continues to remind everyone all the time, this is a historic occasion.  It is also a somber occasion and an action the House of Representatives takes with heavy hearts. Therefore, it is important to understand the rules set forth by...
NEW YORK, NY: In the wake of recent controversy over their ads, the Peloton company recently announced the new “I’m Not Saying You’re Fat” stationary bicycle targeted at couples.  “None of us at Peloton is saying that you HAVE to get one of our bikes. Entirely up to you.” said William Lynch, president of...
A recent study at the University of Malta’s School of Theology and Food Preparation indicates there may have been a fourth wise man who attempted to visit the newborn Jesus, along with Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar.  However, it is believed he was eventually prevented from seeing the baby Jesus as he only brought Milk Duds as his gift. Vic...
      VATICAN CITY – Yesterday, while leading a Catholic congregation in mass, instead of starting with the usual greetings Pope Francis chose to discuss how he always wished he could’ve gone to public school. Saying, “My parents made me go, but they never really got me.” During...
Left-wing alarmists, who never met anything they could not get upset about, have decided they don’t like the popular song for the holidays, The Christmas Song.  Zach Vortmann, Executive Director of the Leftist Sustainability Institute in Chicopee, Massachusetts said they have reviewed all of the song lyrics and find them highly objectionable.  The Leftist Sustainability Institute has issued a...
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