Trump-Tastic Halloween Options

Retailers Launch Slutty Trump Woman Halloween Costume

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The costumes can be found at most major big box store, primarily across The South and in the Central regions.  Featuring a dress from the defunct/not defunct Ivanka Trump’s eponymous line, a wig in either blonde or brunette, and enough make up for the whole family, these costumes are perfect for Halloween. As a bonus, each package contains instructions on making the perfect O shape with your mouth when taking a selfie.

“I love this,” said a woman covering her roots with a pink MAGA hat, whose extensions were captured in a ponytail out the back. “It’s so much more for my money than buying an Ivanka Trump dress at TJ Maxx or Marshalls.  Of course, I’m going to have to lower the bustline a little and shorten it to make it truly Halloween-ish.”

It’s up to you – choose the brunette or blonde version. Show here: Kimberly Guilfoyle and Tiffany Trump in costume.

Worried about being cold outside at the end of October?  The deluxe version comes with a replica of Melania Trump’s infamous “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” jacket to complete the ensemble.

Photo Credit: ZARA

For those interested in repping the other side, retailers are also offering a “Bemused Rich Lady Watches the Pence Protests” costume, complete with ethically sourced fake pearls, a faux fur coat made of recycled Perrier bottles, a compost-able wine glass and bottle of pinot grigio. Sales for this costume have been strong on either coast, retail analysts say.

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