Last week the story broke that Republicans in Congress wanted to call Hunter Biden and the Ukraine Aid Whistleblower as witnesses in the impeachment probe. As the congressional hearings start today, Wednesday, with the appearance of Bill Taylor and George Kent on the Hill, the Fake Report has gotten an exclusive draft list of witnesses that the Republicans, lead by Devin – That’s Not My Cow – Nunes and Jim – Why Can’t What Happens in Ohio Stay in Ohio – Jordan, wanted to submit.
Included on the draft list were:
Hunter Biden and Joe Biden
That other guy who could be the Whistleblower
Karen, from Accounting
Donald Trump Jr
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky
Anyone mentioned by the Whistleblower
Is There Another Trump daughter?
Paul Mantafort but not Rick Gates (with picture of a bird singing next to Gates’ name)
Rudy Giuliani Mick Mulvaney
Anonymous, the author of Warning
Dan Coates, ( with the note, “who swears he’s not Anonymous, HAHA” next to it)
Judge Jeannine Shapiro