(WASHINGTON D.C.) President Trump’s impeachment hearings were disrupted today by a surprise exhibit of evidence. As lawmakers heard testimony, the cabinet doors burst open and dozens of mailbags filled with children’s letters to Santa Claus were brought into the room.
“Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus.” said Mark Sandy, a senior career official at the Office of Management and Budget, “The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.”
Upon seeing the confused faces around him, Sandy took a moment to process. “Ohhhhhh…….” Sandy then acclaimed, suddenly realizing his error. “So isn’t about San……ahhh, okay.” Sandy then proceeded to slowly back out of the chamber, mouthing the words “Sorry, sorry” until he noisily opened the chamber door and tried to prop it open without squeeking.
“Yep. My bad. I thought…..yep, never mind”