GOP Senators Seek To Hide Upcoming Legislation
Republicans in the Senate announced that in the interest of transparency they're planning on taking up all upcoming legislation out of public...
U.S. Goes to War for Turkey
Donald Trump, the dimwitted Dipshit-in-Chief, came out strongly Tuesday night at another one of his ego-stroking rallies against any and all effort...
Giuliani Associate Testifies “Real Nice Impeachment Hearing You’ve Got Here. Real...
(WASHINGTON, D.C.): Frankie “Boom Boom” Cosentino, an associate to former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani, appeared today before members of Congress as...
Thousands of Letters to Santa Claus Mistakenly Brought to Trump Impeachment...
(WASHINGTON D.C.) President Trump’s impeachment hearings were disrupted today by a surprise exhibit of evidence. As lawmakers heard testimony, the cabinet doors...
Ukraine’s U.S. Press Office Delighted, Concerned About Recent Increase in Requests...
(WASHINGTON, DC) After many years of no requests for information coming in, the U.S. press office for the country of Ukraine is...
Schiff claims he does not know the identity of his wife
During
the opening day of the impeachment inquiry, House Intelligence Committee
Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Universal Studios) said he did not know the identity of
his...
Delusional people support her, Clinton claims
Hillary
Clinton said in an interview Tuesday that “many, many, many, many, many, many,
many, many, many people” are pressuring her to make another...
San Francisco’s new DA and tourism office team up
The newly elected district attorney of San Francisco, Chesa Boudin, has stated that certain “quality of life” crimes will not be prosecuted...
Democrats Set To Reopen Hearings On ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’
Democratic Members of Congress are said to be pushing for an
investigation as to whether some unindicted co-conspirators may have been
involved in the...
Trump accused of subverting US foreign policy
President
Donald Trump has been accused of subverting the foreign policy of the United
States, according to sources at the State Department. Traditionally, foreign...