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Sondland testifies in impeachment hearing
The Fake Report has had exclusive access to the closed circuit video feed taken during the cell to cell conversation between the U.S. Ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland and U.S. president, Donald Trump.  The call took place while Sondland was enjoying a meal seated at an outside cafe in the heart of Kyiv, Ukraine. 
NAPERVILLE, IL — Smiling broadly, at a neighborhood block party, area father Jim Preston bragged to his friends and peers about how much he and his soon to be mass shooter son have in common. To the delight of all the parents in attendance Preston told them how he and his son...
(WASHINGTON D.C.) President Trump’s impeachment hearings were disrupted today by a surprise exhibit of evidence. As lawmakers heard testimony, the cabinet doors burst open and dozens of mailbags filled with children’s letters to Santa Claus were brought into the room.  “Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus.” said Mark...
(WASHINGTON, DC) After many years of no requests for information coming in, the U.S. press office for the country of Ukraine is pleasantly surprised - albeit a little worried - about the number of requests for information that have come in. “It’s great. This is the most outside requests we’ve gotten in … I...
BURBANK: Disney CEO Robert Iger announced today that Disney’s new streaming service Disney+ will feature every single bit of entertainment ever created and ever to be created. This will raise its profile as a competitor to Netflix and Hulu. “We have reached to the farthest reaches of the space-time continuum to bring you entertainment...
During the opening day of the impeachment inquiry, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Universal Studios) said he did not know the identity of his wife.  “I do not know the identity of my wife and I’m going to make sure her identity is protected,” Schiff claimed, despite the fact that he has lived with his wife for many...
Two men listen, in fascination, to a congressional hearing in 1967 Last week the story broke that Republicans in Congress wanted to call Hunter Biden and the Ukraine Aid Whistleblower as witnesses in the impeachment probe. As the congressional hearings start today, Wednesday, with the appearance of Bill Taylor and George Kent...
COlUMBUS, OH — Local parents Amy and Ben Wilson, have done everything they can to bring up their 16 year old son, Sam Wilson, to be a devout believer in the power of the free market, but lately they feel like they’re just not getting through to him. The couple believes their...
Hillary Clinton said in an interview Tuesday that “many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many people” are pressuring her to make another run for the presidency. In yet another interview with Sore Losers Quarterly, Clinton also stated that she thinks about what kind of president she would have been.  As has been exhaustively documented, nobody, and we...
The newly elected district attorney of San Francisco, Chesa Boudin, has stated that certain “quality of life” crimes will not be prosecuted in the future. He cited public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk as examples of such crimes. This is great news to Millard Walpole, director of the San Francisco...
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